what could you possibly need wrenches this size for
rpg melee weapon
when you have intel to defend.
When you have really big fucking bolts to twist jesus christ you guys.
When you have Airship components in need of repair
There’s some saying that no matter what, when you put two people in a room together, people will want them to fall in love. Tumblr is proof that they don’t even need to be in the same room. So no matter what you do, if you’re writing two people as friends and not romantic…
i want realistic modern fantasy like
someone finding a dragon egg and livetweeting the process of trying to hatch it (with no prior knowledge on how a dragon egg should be hatched)
a guy selling an enchanted sword on craigslist
a tattoo artist who does spell runes but for really mundane stuff like conjuring a bound demonic pen or for summoning your keys
summoning a demon for the vine
selfies with mermaids
prank calling wizards
"you’ve been in your room on that computer all day, come down stairs and spen-"
Excuse me while I buy this album.
Well I just bought this song.
OH MY GOD I’M GOING TO PISS MYSELF
This kid needs a nobel prize
I miss this show
I hate being told to do something I was already planning on doing
like I was all about doing this task, and then you told me to do it and now i am annoyed and this task is now 300x less likely to be completed